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Miss Orgy — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 16:04:57 +0000

OK so I found this on another website. So I cannot vouch for it’s validity. But it seems real to me. I mean back in the day everything was a lot cheaper (the reverse of inflation). But honestly they are so blatant about their services, I guess this is the way it would be if we did not have all of these laws in place to prevent prostitution from happening here in the states. I have never been to a country where they do allow it, I am curious if you would find something of this nature in those places. If you live in Amsterdam or anywhere where prostitution is legal I would love for you to email me a copy of the services from one of your whorehouses for comparison. That would definitely be interesting to see. My email is: missorgy[at]gmail.com.

Cunnilingus – Tips for Pleasing Her

Miss Orgy — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 05:02:14 +0000

Cunnilingus if performed correctly has the potential to give women exceptional orgasms and many women actually prefer Cunnilingus to full intercourse in terms of satisfaction.

To learn the art of cunnilingus takes a little practice and below we have outlined some tips to improve your technique below.

The art of cunnilingus takes some practice but its practice both you and your partner will enjoy!

Oral Techniques

The Initial Lick

As a start, try licking her from vaginal entrance up her clit and following the outer edges of her vagina covering both sides, going up and down and vice versa can be a great way to start your love making and will relax her and get her in the mood.

Holding The Labial

Hold the two parts together gently with your lips, run your tongue between the inner and outer labia one side at a time and repeat.

Tongue Intercourse

The majority of a woman’s nerve endings in her vagina are around the opening and within the first couple of inches inside.

Hit them with your tongue when perorming Cunnilingus by inserting it into the vaginal opening, then licking gently in circular motions combined with flicks of the tongue.

Flicking

Spread her outer vaginal lips with your fingers. With your tongue pointed, gently lick and flick your tongue across the clitoris and into the vagina.

When doing this make sure go gently and see the response before being harder with your tongue. Most women need to be extremely wet to enjoy this as it is quite an intense feeling for many women.

Sucking

Expose her clitoris by spreading her lips and gently pull back her hood.

Suck the clitoris (be gentle) and then let it go and repeat again.

This can be an incredible turn on and will be very frustrating, warming her up for the other Cunnilingus techniques that are outlined here.

Holding The Clitoris

Take the clitoris in your mouth and suck on it gently, at the same time flick your tongue around it. This can be done very lightly or aggressively or a combination of the two (find out what your women likes first) this is normally intensely arousing when done correctly.

Its as simple as A-B-C

Try using your tongue to spell the alphabet when performing cunnilingus. This is very arousing as your tongue is moving in lots of different directions. You can use any letters you wish, not just ABC! Listen to the ones that give her most pleasure and remember them!

Other points to keep in mind to make cunnilingus pleasureable are

1. Share a shower or bath together before you start to make sure that you are both clean and add gels and lubricants to enhance taste and stimulation if you wish.

2. Ask your partner what she likes. She can give you directions such as harder, slower, faster, more circles etc

3. Fill your own mouth with as much saliva as you can before you begin and never touch or lick the clitoris when performing Cunnilingus with a dry finger or tongue.

4. Don’t go for the clitoris make sure she is warmed up and aroused. Try gentle kissing and licking around the upper thighs and vulva area and work your way up to the clitoris.

5. Use a variety of ways to arouse her. If you repeat the same motion, your partner can become insensitive to it, keep in mind variety with Cunnilingus and keep her expectations up.

6. As she becomes more aroused, insert a finger or two into her vagina as well.

7. Continue to touch and hold her as she orgasms and after and make her feel wanted and loved.

8. The clitoris has more nerve endings than the entire head of the penis, so be very careful not to be to hard with it go gently and remember ask her all the time what she likes and doesn’t.

Cunnilingus can enhance any relationship and most women love it and getting it right is all about communication.

Following the above tips on cunnilingus will help you satisfy your partner and will enhance your relationship.

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Spicing Up a Couple’s Life With Male and Woman Sex Toys

Miss Orgy — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 04:57:38 +0000

You often hear people talk about spicing up their love life. This is in fact the core principle of the different types of woman sex toys and male sex toys. In case you feel the need of some sort of variation in your sex practices and you do not even conceive of changing your partner, woman sex toys and male sex toys are that little something or not that little, in some cases able to revive the excitement of your sexual interactions.

Woman sex toys range from the increasingly popular vibrators and dildos to lubricants and shrink techniques, all of them incentives of improved sexual practices. Male sex toys comprise all sorts of erection enhancers, from vibrators since it seems that prostate stimulation is extremely pleasurable to vibrating vagina sleeves and ball holders, compartments specifically designed to fuel you up starting from your testicles.

There are woman sex toys and male sex toys for every type of sex people can perform. Conventional positions, oral sex or anal sex will all feel superior to anything in the standard limits you have experience up to this moment. Woman sex toys and male sex toys may indeed seem nonstandard as they truly are. However, there is nothing damaging in trying out something new. It is like applying an upgrade to the tools you have already been given and there is nothing shocking about upgrades, is there? Wouldn’t you enjoy it to the utmost of your taste to see your partner lose his or her constraints and completely relax and then do everything you could imagine to obtain satisfaction for both of you? Combining woman sex toys and male sex toys may just be the perfect formula for getting it all.

Are woman sex toys and male sex toys going to wear out at a certain point in time? Well, like all things, they will eventually become obsolete, if not even unfashionable. However, in order to extend the life of woman sex toys and male sex toys, there are a series of basic, effortless things you could do. For one example, in case you opt for battery-based vibrators, it is advisable to disconnect the batteries from the tool after each “treatment” you have applied with its assistance. Moreover, in order to guarantee a more comfortable penetration, whether vaginal or anal, both woman sex toys and male sex toys should be lubricated. In some cases, people even prefer to roll up a condom on their vibrators, so as to prevent any unpleasant infection, especially if they use the same vibrator, for instance, for both anal and vaginal sex.

Both woman sex toys and male sex toys will cure your sensual interactions from the danger or the already manifest touch of monotony and boredom. Woman sex toys will render a woman more resourceful than she might have imagined it. The same woman sex toys will change for the better the point of view a man has on his partner: he will see something daring and maybe eccentric in a girlfriend or wife stepping outside the limits of what looked like an unchanging and eventually tedious sex ritual. Resourcefulness in woman sex toys lies in the very power of these tools to unleash even the shy characters. For a woman to successfully handle woman sex toys like vibrators or the g-spot stimulators given by the Ben Wa Balls the necessity to be an expert in the field does not exist. With a little accommodation with the tools before actually putting them in action and with some care as to the quality of the batteries you put in battery-activated devices, your pleasure is guaranteed.

Male sex toys will increase not just the intensity of the man’s reaching the sexual climax, but also the woman’s. Cock rings or penis vibrators basically engorge the penis after having been placed at its base and after having encircled it so as to carry out delightful pressure on the blood flow and maintain a prolonged erection. The climax will feel truly positive, after the woman’s satisfaction has been fruitfully accomplished and after feelings (never tried before) traveled your entire body. With male sex toys, men have the opportunity to explore sex beyond regular boundaries, to try at least for once the improvements standards can acquire. However, after having tried for once the benefits of male sex toys, men are sure to come back to using them, since sex will never be the same after giving it a go for once to such toys.

However, don’t keep toys for yourself, especially if you are involved in a relationship. Surely, you can use both male sex toys and woman sex toys to gain that overflow of pleasure by yourself, yet in a relationship the whole fun, the defining fun in fact, is to put everything in common. Woman sex toys and male sex toys do not make an exception from the rule of sharing. In the end, that is the whole idea of using sex toys in a relationship: communicating with your partner by looks, dirty talking, touching him/her or touching yourself, or by whispers. The pleasure you get hold of when you set the toys in motion is equal to turning him/her on. You cannot even begin to imagine what pleasures you will experiment when the partner will activate his/her toys and both of you start towards undreamed-of climaxes. Only then will you be able to measure the true value of what spicing up your love life actually means. All the zing, the color, the flavor, the little something that was missing will surely have the incredible chance of being completed at the moment you decide on giving a hand to your relationship by bringing sex toys into the picture.

We invite you to try something new, something that can make your sex life more pleasurable. Male sex toys as well as woman sex toys can be a source of excitement and diversity for those of you who can let aside inhibition. Please, don’t miss out on life’s pleasure and visit our online store.

Miss Orgy Weekly Updates for 2009-11-08

Miss Orgy — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 02:00:00 +0000

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Miss Orgy — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 05:01:16 +0000